"A merry heart doeth good like medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." Prov. 17:22

What do they call someone who thinks he can fly by flapping his arms? Plane crazy!

Why is a vacuum cleaner like a gossip? It picks up lots of dirt.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the ball of yarn? She had mittens.

What do they call a young rabbit that never goes outside the house? An ingrown hare.