ELEVATION MEDICATION

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." Proverbs 17:22

 

Did you hear about the absent-minded train conductor?

He lost track of things.

How did one cactus compliment another cactus?

You look sharp today.

What happened when the skunk wrote a novel?

It became a best-smeller.

How do you paint a rabbit?

With hare spray!

How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.


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