Why does your dog keep turning around in circles?

He*s a watch dog and he*s winding himself up.

What*s the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe?

One makes acorns, and the other makes corns ache.

What*s the difference between a crazy hare and a counterfeit coin?

One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

What do you call a man who is always wiring for money?

An electrician.