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ELEVATION MEDICATION
"A merry heart doeth good
like a medicine:but a broken spirit drieth the bones."
Prov. 17:22|
Did you hear about the patio chair factory that lost money?
They folded.
What is both small and large at the same time?
A jumbo shrimp.
How did the carpenter break all his teeth?
By chewing his nails.
Why was the weatherman arrested?
He was shooting the breeze.
Nilly: Why did the class clown give a smart girl a dog biscuit?
Silly: He heard she was the teacher *s pet.
Why did the cottage go on a diet? It wanted to be a lighthouse!
shivering?
Student: I guess it must be this zero on my test paper.
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