ELEVATION MEDICATION

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones" Prov. 17:22

 

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide.

Bobbie: You*re a natural musician.

Robbie: What do you mean by that?

Bobbie: Your tongue is sharp and your head is flat!

Hank: The next-door neighbors in my building keep banging on the walls at all hours of the night.

Frank: How can you sleep

Hank: I get plenty of sleep, it interferes with my tuba practice!

Stan: Oh, I*ve got a splinter in my finger.

Dan: You must have been scratching your head!

Teacher: Why are you late for school this time?

Student: I sprained my ankle running to the bus.

Teacher: That*s a lame excuse!

 

What*s the difference between a railway engineer and a school teacher? One minds the train and the other trains die mind!

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